A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked
him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting
to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he
smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’ Without blinking or saying a word, she
entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s
response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
