Cop jokes
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in
court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to
know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying
to do that for years!"
Jokes about men
Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient. "In over
20 years I haven't because I try to remain professional." With that Bob
dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen.
It wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery. The doctor burst into
uncontrolable hysteria. "I'm sorry I really am, I don't know what came
over me, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the
problem?" "It's swollen" said Bob.
