Cop jokes
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes
place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in
a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going
80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a
ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know
about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail
light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going
to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just
took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Harry, you
never wear your seat belt. Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Ma'am, does
your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No, only when he's drunk.
