Little Johnny jokes
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their
horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of
lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste
these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint,
but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids
were stumped. I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something
your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time." Instantly, Little
Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick! Spit'em out!
They're assholes!"
