Little Johnny jokes
A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the
desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little
Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. "It's a plum miss," said a
girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval
shaped and green." The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy
said, "It's a kiwi miss." No, it's a guana, but i like your thinking."
Little Johnny said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and
with a red nib." "Johny, thats disgusting!" shouted the teacher. " no
it's a match, but i like your thinking." Said Little Johnny.
