Dirty jokes
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young
mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even
named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession
is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At
this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and
whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
