School jokes
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is
watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to
another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
