Blonde jokesThree women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's
a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and
the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the
executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells,
"earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to
escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the
executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the
executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams,
"tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too
escapes execution. By this point, the blonde has figured out what the
others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she
has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts,
Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
