Little Johnny jokes
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept
through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was
napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't
stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and
jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher
said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher
asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir
from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her
again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good,"
and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third
question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third
child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April
jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE
TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher
fainted
